One watt for every wedding you'll attend this year. 

It's spring, and that means the full flood of wedding season is upon us. According to analysts[1], an individual under the age of 35 will attend, on average, 1,500 weddings per year. Given that most weddings occur between May and September, this works out to about 10 weddings per day.

Since you only have a few minutes between weddings, you'll never have time to iron each suit and dress beforehand. Luckily, this Sunbeam Steamer is up to all your last-minute wedding-clothes-preparation needs.

"But Woot," you say, "Can't I just wear the same outfit for all the weddings I have to attend in a single day?" Heck no. There's bound to be attendance crossover between weddings on a single day, whether it's extended family, high school buddies, and current co-workers. You can't let them see you in the same duds!

We'll stop it there, as you don't have must time for reading. You've got 100 best-man/maid-of-honor speeches to write, after all.

[1] Y'know. Research and stuff.

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