For when you just want to sit on your porch and relax and ignore the election. Like, say, this summer.

We can all agree: whatever candidate we personally prefer, this election is going to be pretty much the most bizarre thing in all of American history. And this is just the PRIMARY season! We don't even know what curveballs are coming our way during the REAL election.

So it's a good time to consider what might happen when political fatigue sets in, which it's going to do pretty darn soon. That doesn't mean you give up on your dreams, though. If you believe in a candidate, you get out there and work for them! But it's also okay to take a "me day" and sit on the porch in a nice comfy rocking chair while you completely ignore politics. Because who's gonna take care of your mental health and well being? The candidates? HA! They're too busy trying to get elected!

Politics is super important, but so is a chill out day in the ol' rocking chair. And who knows? Maybe the best person WILL win, and they'll make some great policies, and you'll be able to relax in that chair forever!

Or, if the wrong person wins, you can use the chair as a weapon to fight off the unwashed masses. Either way, you'll be covered.

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