Remember, Wooters, getting a Bag of Crap is a privilege, not a right. Woot is a society of laws and we’ll deal with any fishy stuff accordingly. So no double orders, and no using separate accounts to skirt the law. The producers are watching all our contestants and we’ll cancel your order and kick you off the set if you cheat. Woot Crap is assembled in front a live studio audience. Mortimer and Monte’s wardrobe furnished by Botany 500.

THE HOLY CRAP COMMANDMENTS v6.0

I. Thou shalt not be all upset when you find out what’s in this box and how you didn’t even need it in the first place.
II. Thou shalt not expect more than THREE crappy items of dubious origin and the titular bag.
III. Thou shalt do thou’s part and go post about thy bounty in the forums, be thy feelings positive or negative or even if thy cat wanders into the shot.
IV. Thou shalt go right up there and read these commandments a second time before thou has a breakdown about all the junk thou wasted money on. We call it crap for a reason, you know.

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska and Hawaii is not available for this item