Limit one bag per 31 days, per person. To clarify – you cannot have purchased a Bag o’ Crap in the previous 31 days, NOT counting the day you are trying to purchase. That’s Woot Math, and that’s our policy.

FUN STUFF: You’ll get a Bag o Crap! Many have sought after it but YOU succeeded!

LESS FUN STUFF: Remember that (along with disappointment) the purpose of a BOC is FUN!  You know what’s NOT FUN? Sketchy things like double orders or using separate accounts so don’t do it or we will cancel your order faster than a Kentucky Minute, which isn’t a thing but sure sound like it should be. And rest assured we WILL find out, for our crack team of Woot! Service Robots have a hunter/killer protocol that makes Skynet look like a TRS-80. 

THE HOLY CRAP COMMANDMENTS v7.0

I. Thou shalt not be angry with gnashing of teeth when thou’st open the box and view useless Crap contained therein. It’s Crap, we told you it’s Crap, you bought Crap.

II. Thou shalt not expect to receive more than THREE items of crappage, along with the Official Bag o’ Crap. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. 

III. Thou shalt go the Woot! Forums and crow about your Crappy haul; pictures, item lists, and slightly nasty language are highly encouraged.

IV. Thou shalt comprehend these commandments real well, because we ain’t saying them again.

V. Thine children shalt be in the presence of an adult-type human when opening a Bag o Crap as said Crap is a truly RANDOM set of products and, like the proverbial box of chocolates, “You never know what you’re gonna get.”

VI. Thou shalt not request a return. We doth not want it back. Thou must keep-eth it.

WARNING: Side effects may includeth: medical grade regret, brutal disappointment, ocular distortion of what’s in the box, compulsion to yell, “What’s in the box?!”, desire to buy four spider plants, auditory sensitivity to your friends’ stories about buying cool stuff, dizziness and confusion over where that 10 bucks went, eating paste, adopting the opinion that shorteralls  are a viable fashion choice, phobia of opening boxes, apoplexy when hearing the word "crap," and a desire to rewatch all of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. even though only the first season didn’t suck.

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska and Hawaii is not available for this item