Hey hey, Heavy Petters! This isn't your standard-issue bag of random crap -- it's filled with actual animal crap! Wait ... we mean it's filled with pet-specific crap like treats, toys, and feeder crickets. 

You can only have ONE B.O.C. this week. Duplicate orders will be canceled. Seriously! Limit one bag per customer! One crapload per wooter! For real! We're crapping you negative!

THE HOLY CRAP COMMANDMENTS v4.0

I. Thou shalt expect nothing beyond ONE bag of some kind and THREE crappy items.

II. Thou shalt probably expect not to even get a Bag o’ Crap at all. We only have enough for about 10% of the people who want them. Thou art probably in that other 90%.

III. Thou shalt notice that “crap” is right there in the title. Thou shalt not complain when it turns out we were telling the truth.

IV. Thou wouldst probably be better off spending thine eight bucks on just about anything else.

V. Thou shalt be assured that Woot hath upgraded its servers and code to minimize errors and crashes. But thou shalt remind thyself that even if those servers did work perfectly, it would simply mean the BoC sold out earlier.

VI. Should thou fail in thy quest for crap, congratulations. Failure is the biggest crap of all.