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THE TALE OF TWO MONKEYS
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of designing new capes, it was the age of pandemics, it was the epoch of ordering inventory, it was the epoch of closed manufacturers, it was the season of flying monkeys, it was the season of delayed shipments, it was the spring of rubber arms, it was the winter of clogged ports, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going to fly those monkeys, we were all going to break those monkeys – in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest monkeys insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.
Order Date: 1/14/2021
Delivery Date: 1/28/2022
We present to you the long delayed 2021 2022 Woot! Screaming Monkeys! Choose the fearsome shark cape or the caution cape. Or choose both. Buy one, buy both.
- Tiny capes hide their back hair so they don't get self-conscious as they fly
- Safety tab prevents screaming while shipping
- Seriously, once you pull that tab there's no going back, think about what you're doing
- Screams like a banshee that thinks you owe it money
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska and Hawaii is not available for this item
Warranty: 30 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
In the box:
(1) 2022 Woot! Screaming Monkey (Your Choice)
Specs
In the box:
(1) 2022 Woot! Screaming Monkey (Your Choice)
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 1m 48.442s
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