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$10 Waviators - Sunglasses That Float!

How many times have you sunk into the murky depths while your Waviator sunglasses bobbed happily on the surface above you? As the force of gravity pulls your leaden mass inexorably down down down, you wonder "Why couldn't I be more like my sunglasses?"
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mattwoot10


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I bought a pair of these the last time they were on here. I wore them on and off for about three weeks. They do float, however one of the hinges broke already and the other was cracking. It looked as if it was because of the water but I can't be sure. Either way, not worth the money.

ThunderThighs


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mattwoot10 wrote:I bought a pair of these the last time they were on here. I wore them on and off for about three weeks. They do float, however one of the hinges broke already and the other was cracking. It looked as if it was because of the water but I can't be sure. Either way, not worth the money.



Sorry about that. They have a 90-day warranty from Waviator. Have you contacted them?

rayray8822


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"Lots of things float in water - boats float, watermelons float, trees float, balloons float... but sunglasses? Sunglasses don't float... unless they're Waviators. Oh yes, they float... they float... and when you buy them, you'll float, too!"

Is that a reference to "It" by Stephen King? I can't be sure. I only saw the movie once and never read the book.

rayray8822


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"Lots of things float in water - boats float, watermelons float, trees float, balloons float... "

Speaking of references, you forgot these other things that float:
Bread
Apples
Very small rocks
Cider
Great gravy
Cherries
Mud
Churches
Lead
A duck

mattwoot10


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ThunderThighs wrote:Sorry about that. They have a 90-day warranty from Waviator. Have you contacted them?



No, I haven't had time this week and given the quality, I feel like it's not really worth it.

newfiepage


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rayray8822 wrote:"Lots of things float in water - boats float, watermelons float, trees float, balloons float... but sunglasses? Sunglasses don't float... unless they're Waviators. Oh yes, they float... they float... and when you buy them, you'll float, too!"

Is that a reference to "It" by Stephen King? I can't be sure. I only saw the movie once and never read the book.



If I had a prize, you would win it!

lmaxwellb


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Bought a few pair and just got them, the quality is very low. I was surprised. For $10, they are ok, but you are not getting a great pair of shades here.

unflip16


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rayray8822 wrote:"Lots of things float in water - boats float, watermelons float, trees float, balloons float... "

Speaking of references, you forgot these other things that float:
Bread
Apples
Very small rocks
Cider
Great gravy
Cherries
Mud
Churches
Lead
A duck



I know a few things that don't float:

My shoe
My phone
Me (especially when I'm full)
my dog

So in other words this would be ideal for me if some one needs to find where I sank to

kailuakowboy


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But can you build a bridge out of it?

rayray8822 wrote:"Lots of things float in water - boats float, watermelons float, trees float, balloons float... "

Speaking of references, you forgot these other things that float:
Bread
Apples
Very small rocks
Cider
Great gravy
Cherries
Mud
Churches
Lead
A duck



vladistov


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Accused witches: I do not recommend wearing these to your trial.

tabaddon


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vladistov wrote:Accused witches: I do not recommend wearing these to your trial.


Noted. You just helped me decide to skip these. I'll carve my own sunglasses out of stone.

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