Stand up, college students!
IT'S TIME TO PARTY! (Responsibly.)
Oh, no! That thing we had here sold out ! So out of our
desperate attempt to be rich love for giving you options, we've added a bonus sale for today. Consider it a gift to us from your wallet to all of you who were hoping for something like this. This is your chance to help us look good to our bosses get a little something for yourself, okay? Thank you You're welcome.
Hey there folks, today we're bringing you LIVE COVERAGE from this Lenovo ThinkPad Convertible Laptop.
You'll be able to hear "i before e except after c" in perfect clarity.
More fun than a regular hose. That's not really important, but it's something!
Lawnmowers. They're not just for a run to the liquor store any more.
Through the slow progression of time, the sun always remains.
The slowest juicing. Awww yeah.
Put on your Nuforce earphones and listen to this mixtape I made you. Now you have to love me.