Give your pet treats when you're not there. THEY WILL THINK YOU ARE A GOD.
Don't think of them as liquid prisons. Think of them as liquid guidance counselors.
It's a truism of the Universe and pizza: you can't get more until you have some already.
A 17.3" screen means it can't yet legally HDrink.
Drone your sorrows.
We're still not sure how the platypus got a pass.
If you're happy and you know it buy some pans CLAP CLAP
You were born to use triangle bulbs.
The T420 isn't a Terminator model. No one from the future is coming to get you. Now get out of the bathroom.
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