When you’re a copywriter, it’s natural to, you know, do the research…

Hmm… What am I going to say about these calendars? Let me see here… I guess could talk about how the pictures are all high quality and high resolution. But wait, it’s a friggin’ professionally-shot calendar. Everyone already knows that the pics are nice. That’s the whole point of buying a calendar. You don’t want to be looking at a new, blurry image every month…

Ugh! I’ve got nothing!

You know what, maybe I would get an idea if I looked at a few of the pictures from the calendar, right? I mean, it might inspire something, right? Yeah, maybe I should just take a break from all this stressful writing and look at one, really internalize the images, you know? That might spark something…

Huh, well look at that… I mean, that’s… that’s not bad. Not bad at all. Actually, wow. Just, wow! Look at her! She’s amazing! She’s got that look in her eyes – those big round eyes – like she knows a secret! So enticing! And then that shy half-smile, oh I could just melt. Now, the suit might be a notch tight… but then again, maybe not. It does kinda need it to be that tight in order to really show off her other-worldly body! Man, I guess I never noticed before, but Aurra Sing the Bounty Hunter is super HOT!

Hey wait, what’s the other calendar we’re selling again?

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