This is not a professional’s screwdriver. But then again, you’re not a professional.

Hi, have we met? We’re the company with a dirt-cheap Half Time Drill Driver 2-Pack, and you’re the person who last tried to fix the bathroom cabinet with the corner of your toothbrush. Or what about that time you wadded up an envelope in hopes you might get just enough torque to tighten that loose screw on your glove compartment? You can act tough all you want but the truth is, when it comes to home repair, you’re just one evolutionary step above a chimpanzee. And not the kind that knows sign language.

And yet, you’re in an imperfect world. Things fall apart, as they say. A klutz like you can’t be calling in favors every time the door needs tightening. And that’s why this Half Time Drill Driver 2-Pack is going to absolutely change your life.

Now, instead of picking up the gun from your Han Solo figure so you can change a washer on the sink, you’ll have access to all the needed bits. Instead of scouring the walls to find a leftover hole from the last occupant, you can just fast-drill your own. Phillips, slotted, countersink, even an Allen wrench are included with the Half Time Drill Driver 2-Pack, and while it may not be enough to build a house or an airplane… not to put too fine a point on it, but… okay, we’ll just say it. You’re never actually going to build a house or an airplane.

The Half Time Drill Driver 2-Pack isn’t the kind of thing you’d want at your side on your first day in a contracting job. But if you want something useful stuffed in the kitchen drawer between the scissors and the pizza coupons? It’s right here, baby. It’s all right here.

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