When No One Is Listening
THANK YOU, UPSTAIRS BATHROOM SHOWER, WE LOVE YOU!
Whew! Great show tonight, fellas, great show. Probably the best of the tour so far. Luffah, man, you really scrubbed them down out there. Even the folks in the back crevice were goin’ nuts. And razor, I don’t think you’ve ever been smoother, buddy. There wasn’t a hair on my chest that wasn’t affected by the way you played tonight, I guarantee you. And don’t think I’ve forgotten about you, Shampoo, Conditioner, and Shower Gel. It takes a lot of work to do the dirty job you do every night, but you managed to cover every nook and cranny for a solidly clean performance.
Oh, but you, Dream Spa Handheld Shower Head, you were a thing of chrome-finished wonder. The moment you were pulled from the installable mounting brackets and I started to sing, we were making magic in that shower, babe, MAGIC. Through five different settings and three flow zones, you didn’t miss a note. There were moments I thought your Water Flow Regulator was gonna pop right off your 60-inch stainless steel hose and into the crowd, that’s how amazing we were. I really believe we made shower head microphone history just now. I could’ve played forever if the hot water hadn’t run out, you know what I’m saying?
Alright, everyone, I’ll catch you guys at tomorrow’s show, right? See you on the… Whoa, hey, what’s this? Who let this Hand Lotion in here? Our contract specifically said no groupies are allowed backstage.
Features
Warranty: Limited Lifetime Dream Spa
Condition: New
Features:
- Customize your shower with this ergonomic handheld shower head in a clean chrome finish
- Installs in minutes without any tools – all connections hand-tighten, no wrench or pliers needed
- 2 Mounting Brackets
- Adjustable Angle Overhead Bracket with crack-resistant nut
- Low-Reach Bracket mounts instantly on any surface - 5 different settings
- Rain, Massage, Aeration, Rain/Massage, Rain/Aeration - 3 flow zones with self-cleaning jets provide added convenience
- Stainless steel hose extends up to 60 inches
- Durable construction ensures lasting quality
- Got Low Water Pressure? You can remove the Water Flow Regulator (located at the base of the ergonomic handle) easily for a more powerful spray
Specifications: | |
Shower Head Dimensions: | 9.5”L x 4”W x 2”D |
Materials: | Metal/Plastic |
Cleaning: | Wipes clean with soft cloth |
Assembly: | Some assembly required, no tools necessary |
In the box:
(1) Dream Spa 7505 Luxury Handheld Shower Head includes:
- 60” Stainless Steel Hose with (2) Thick Rubber Washers
- Adjustable Angle Overhead Bracket
- Low-Reach Bracket
- Suction Cup
- Adhesive Disk
- Plumber’s Tape
- Installation Sheet
Specs
Dream Spa 7505 Luxury Handheld Shower Head, 5 Settings, 3 Flow Zones, Ergonomic, Low-Reach BracketSpecs
Dream Spa 7505 Luxury Handheld Shower Head, 5 Settings, 3 Flow Zones, Ergonomic, Low-Reach BracketSales Stats
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- 2m 51.000s
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