Wooden Toys

I base all my purchasing decisions on potential emergency combustability. That is: if a freak blizzard traps me in my home for weeks, will I be able to burn this thing for warmth? Sure, ripping Suzy's wooden toy crocodile from her and commiting it to the flames will be a pathos-laden scene, but one I envision daily. 

Ends on February 28 at 9AM CT

About Wooden Toys

We're pretty sure that toys used to be made out of wood, but we're mostly basing that what little of "The Nutcracker" we paid attention to. Don't take our "wood" for it. HAHAHAHAHAHAH.