The rules of Wootball are simple: No player may cross mid-field until the player wearing the trapper hat (the "Trapper") unpacks a football kicking tee from his/her backpack, slips a Power Balance bracelet on that sucker, and kicks a volleyball into the soccer goal. The knife is for overtime.
Have you ever noticed that most of a sporting goods store is taken up with stuff that is not related to any sport whatsoever?
