Everyone knows the nursery rhyme, "Paddleboard, paddleboard, surfer man. Ride a paddleboard as fast as you can." It was the first thing we were taught as kids! Turns out that it wasn't talking about ordinary paddleboards -- it was talking about Stand Up Paddleboards. So, "Paddleboard, paddleboard, surfer man. BUY a paddleboard as fast as you can."
RAVE Sports is not a dance competition designed to see who can do the coolest moves when under a strobe light. No, it's a company that makes paddleboards for the whole family. If you want to dance while standing on a RAVE paddleboard, however, that's your own prerogative.