We've gotta be honest here: you smell terrible. Seriously. We can smell it all the way through the internet. Or wait... smells don't transmit through the internet. That means... oh no! IT'S US! GROSS! We better hollar at some of this bath stuff!
Bathing. It's great, right? It makes you feel good, right? So we're all agreed: bathing is nice. Well, that was simple enough.
