Puma Men's & Women's Socks

Are we the only ones who read a phrase like "Puma Socks" and expect them to have retractable claws of some kind? What the hell good is a sock modeled after a puma if it lacks the ability to eviscerate small animals with a swift kick? And don't tell us it's "just a brand." That's what the Puma people already tried saying.

Ends on March 11 at 9AM CT