Prospera and TheraPearl Relief

You have one new message. Or wait, we read that wrong. You have one new massage! Prepare to chill out and relax! Get it? Chill out? Because there are some cold packs? EH?!?!?!

Ends on July 24 at 9AM CT

About Relief

You wanna know why that look of relief just appeared on my face there for a moment? Because I farted. Look, you asked.