"You can be just like Bo Jackson!" Is something someone who has no concept of how the world works might say. Professional atheletes are freaks of nature, and you'll never be one. Instead, try to make sure you're just coordinated enough not to embarrass yourself when your nephew challenges you to a game.
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Not owning this stuff is definitely what was keeping you out of the pros. Definitely.