Only Shower Curtains Allowed

There must be a barrier, something to separate Dry World from Shower World. A permeable barrier, yes, but a barrier nonetheless. Otherwise, all your days will be soaked, all your nights dripping. Protect yourself. Keep Dry World dry. Buy a shower curtain.

Ends on April 26 at 9AM CT

About Shower Curtains

To sneak a look behind the shower curtain is to see a world of steam and refreshment. Or so the propaganda says…