Some fans think football should be a grim, grinding war of attrition that leaves the field splattered with blood and tears. Others think it's a game that should be fun. No prizes for guessing which kind this event is aimed at.
Bronko Nagurski would grind your face into the mud for owning one of these things. But he hasn't been in his prime for 75 years. Besides, if guys like Alex Karras and Dick Butkus started doing sitcoms, who are we trying to kid?
