I'll Decorate My Home For Christmas...

It's hard to look at yourself. It's hard to look at your living conditions - what a dump. What kind of person lets their life disintigrate like this? It's November already? Well, maybe you'll get your life together for that. Buy some quilts or something. Yes, that'll do it...

Ends on November 21 at 9AM CT

About Home Decor 

You know how your body looks kind of weird without anything covering it? Turns out that homes are sort of the same thing. Rugs are like underwear, and quilts are like top hats. You need to "wear" both to be publicly acceptable.