Glee Watches

With this watch you shall be granted the power of unceasing happiness. That's right: All the aspirations, dreams, frustrations, and problems you have experienced so far in your life will be swept away and replace with a piercing, unceasing glee. Is it a blessing or a curse? 

Ends on May 29 at 9AM CT

About Watches

Nobody uses watches for telling time anymore, because time is a flimsy human-constructed concept.