Get In Shape For Cheap
Great to be here at the Chuckle Factory. Anyway, I went to the gym the other day. Lost a lot of weight… in my wallet! (Laughter.) Got home, my girlfriend says, "You don't look any thinner," and I said, "I will in a week, because with the membership costs, I won't be able to afford food." (Laughter.) And she said, "Why don't you shop on Sport.Woot?" (Resounding applause.)