$erveware $avings

$ometime$ the $aving$ on $ellout.Woot are $o $pectacular, $o $tupendou$, and $o $uperlative that we have no option but to u$e dollar $ign$ instead of... the letter that look$ like a dollar $ign. You $ee, we can't actually type the letter becau$e of thi$ $tupid joke, but you know the one.  

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