Dylan knelt and held her trembling hand. He reached into his back pocket and withdrew an Edgewater Pearl Bracelet. "Kristen," He said,"Will you enter a romantic non-monogamous agreement befitting the 'Hook-Up Culture' of our generation?" Tears coursed down her cheeks. "I will!"
There was a restaurant in our hometown called "The Edgewater" that served a t-bone grilled in a dry-rub you wouldn't believe. But there is probably no affiliation between the two.
