Do I like coffee? No, of course not. Coffee is bitter and disgusting. But it has caffeine, and that I do love very very much. So sure, I'll drink coffee. I'll drink tea. I'll drink yerba mate even though it tastes like dirt. Just give me my fix!
Ends on January 10 at 9AM CT
Caffeine's the only thing keeping me from reaching through your computer monitor and throttling you.