Dell is for Heroes

I know you PCs didn't ask to be here. None of us did. But dammit, there are people out there counting on us, people who need us to hold the line on PC prices before their entire way of life is stamped out. And we're not gonna let 'em down. If we survive this, the beers are on me. If not, well... I'll see you in Dell.
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Ends on May 10 at 10AM CT

About Dell

The right thing to do here would be to write something informative yet entertaining about Dell computers. But since when have we ever done anything the right way? So instead, we're going to just insert a variety of ASCII boobs. You're welcome. (o)(o) (*)(*) (@)(@) (oYo)
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