Goodness gracious! I am so sorry, Miss Baxersly. The door was ajar...and I didn't hear you...and pray, take this puffer jacket to cover your nethers. I beg you will forgive me, Miss Baxersly, I would never be so importunate as to...oh! My heavens, Miss Baxersly. My knees wobble. I swoon.
If you need to read about this, you must have been raised by wolves, or apes. Or perhaps you raised yourself, a la Jodie Foster in "Nell." Remember "Nell"? It was OK.
