"Stock up" is a common refrain in marketing. i.e. "Stock up on summer fashion!" "Stock up on backpack hydration systems!" What, exactly, are we stocking up for? What catastrophe do these advertising soothsayers portend? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING FROM US, MADISON AVENUE?

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Sometimes you try to pull it out of the cabinet and it falls all over the place and goes BLANK-BLONK-BLINK-BLANK whereas other times you try to put it on top of the refrigerator and it falls and goes CRASH-TINKLE-BONK