Carson Optical

You know my methods, apply them! Look here with my Carson magnifying glass, Watson, and you can see that...ugh...what is all that gunk. Is that mildew? Oh God there's mold everywhere when you look closely enough. Don't breathe! Never breathe again! 

Ends on July 5 at 9AM CT

About Carson Optical 

If you can't read this, use a Carson Optical magnifying glass! Though you have to wonder how you knew this was something you wanted to read in the first place...