Civilization is a process of sublimating primitive, violent urges into ritualized, non-lethal forms. So you and your friends should grab some NERF Blasters and civilize the hell out of each other!
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Exploring the frontiers of squishiness for decades now, NERF has plushed up everything from football to swordfighting to guerrilla warfare. We don't know how a NERF nuclear missile would work, exactly, but we're pretty sure they're working on it.
NERF official site
