No, you're not just seeing things. We're selling batteries. YEAH! Actual batteries! Like those things that charge up your Walkman and Game Boy and remote control. Oh boy! Can you contain your excitement? We sure can't! That's why we're selling so many of them. Whooo-eeee! BATTERIES!
Ends on May 28 at 9AM CT
Not the same things that were used in medieval times to break down castle gates.