If there's one thing we here at Sellout.Woot can agree on, it's this: Life is a curse. So yes, eating nothing but baked goods for the next several years might cut your life expectancy in half, but why see that as a problem? See it instead as a delicious, doughy, frosted blessing!
Ends on November 19 at 9AM CT
Just because your local baker wakes up at 4am and starts kneading doesn't mean you have to. In fact, you can bake WHENEVER YOU WANT. This is the privilege of adulthood.