Let's Call The Whole Thing Meat
Great to have on hand for a steak dinner. Less great to have on hand when your significant other is mad at you.
"Me. You. This beautiful dinner. This lovely wine. The candlelight. Just... everything, just right. Could this night possibly be any more perfect?"
"Only if there were two of me, ha ha."
"Oh, you!"
"I don't know if you noticed, but I even thought about the cutlery."
"I did notice! These WMF Steak Knives are so easy to cut with, so ergonomic."
"It's not just the 18/10 stainless steel blades. It's also the serrated edges that make them so-"
"What did you just say?"
"What?"
"That word. For the edges. How did you pronounce that?"
"suh-RATED?"
"That's how you say that? 'suh-RATED'?"
"Uh, yeah. What's the problem?"
"Oh, nothing. Nothing. It's just supposed to be pronounced SAIR-ated."
"'SAIR-ated'? Are you kidding? What is that?"
"That's how the word is pronounced."
"It sounds so stupid. 'SAIR-ated'."
"Well it sounds a hell of a lot better than 'suh-RATED'! Only an idiot would pronounce it like that."
"You know what? That is so typical of you. Why do I ever expect you to change?"
"Me? Change? Why, am I the one who saved a bunch of my sister's beach photos to a hidden folder on our computer?"
"You told me you forgave me for that!"
"I did until you started in with this 'suh-RATED' crap. Now I don't know why I ever bothered."
"Nobody put a gun to your head! You know where the door is!"
"Yes, I do! And I think I'll use it!"
"Of course you will! Now that you drank all the wine, what's keeping you?"
Features
- Crafted from high quality 18/10 stainless steel, these steak knives feature sharp serrated edges
- Ergonomic curved, well balanced handle for slicing comfort
- The highly polished finish offers a classic, lustrous look
- Dishwasher safe for easy clean-up
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Warranty: 1 Year WMF
Specs
Measures: 9.5" x .8" x .2"
In the Box:
- (1) WMF 12.8251.9990 Signum Steak Knives Set of 6
Specs
Measures: 9.5" x .8" x .2"
In the Box:
- (1) WMF 12.8251.9990 Signum Steak Knives Set of 6
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