Cuts Like A Knife

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"Karen, we really need to talk."

SORRY, HONEY! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! I'M CUTTING MY STEAK WITH THESE STEAK KNIVES!

"Karen, I know you're faking. Cutting steak barely makes a sound.

NO, NO, YOU'RE WRONG! THE CLANG OF THE QUALITY STEEL BLADES AGAINST MY STEAK IS LOUD AND DISTRACTING AND I CAN'T TELL WHAT YOU'RE SAYING AT ALL!

"Karen, I can see the lies reflecting in the high-polished finish. I know you're aware. I know you can see me looking for another apartment."

WHAT'S THAT, MY DEAR? I'D TELL YOU TO WAIT BUT I KNOW KNIVES OF THIS SORT ARE DISHWASHER SAFE, SO I PLAN TO CLEAN THEM AFTER I EAT, AND THAT WILL MAKE MORE NOISE I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER! SUCH A SHAME, ISN'T IT?

"Karen, I assumed our relationship would end with some sort of grace, some sort of beauty. At least, I figured you'd try to tell me to stop."

I BET IF I COULD HEAR YOU, I'D BE CRYING AND BEGGING YOU TO STAY! TOO BAD THIS WELL-BALANCED HANDLE IS RATTLING AGAINST MY PLATE JUST NOW! LA LA LA LA, SO HARD TO HEAR MY HUSBAND, LA LA LA!

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Features

  • Crafted from high quality 18/10 stainless steel, these steak knives feature sharp serrated edges
  • Ergonomic curved, well balanced handle for slicing comfort
  • The highly polished finish offers a classic, lustrous look
  • Dishwasher safe for easy clean-up

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty:  1 Year WMF

 

Specs

Measures: 9.5" x .8" x .2"

In the Box:

  • (1) WMF 12.8251.9990 Signum Steak Knives  Set of 6

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
15m 0.664s
First Sucker:
BobsKitten
Last Wooter to Woot:
packmouse

Purchaser Experience

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  • 27% < 25 woots
  • 47% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 3% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 18% one year old
  • 78% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 83% bought 1
  • 13% bought 2
  • 4% bought 3

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WMF Serrated Steak Knives - Set of 6
$29.99 Sold Out Home & Garden > Kitchen & Dining
$29.99 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.