"Wha - aw, jeez, Stammy, what are you doing ringing my doorbell at three in the morning? I was asleep upstairs."
"Bram, I have to tell you something, and it can't wait any longer: Your mattress and I are in love."
"Am I still asleep?"
"No, Bram, you're not dreaming. This is real. My feelings are real. I won't stand idle while a beautiful thing passes me by. I am in love with your mattress and I'd like to ask for its hand in marriage."
"Stam, you can't marry my mattress. You can't marry my mattress for all kinds of reasons."
"Well, I'd really prefer you carefully consider things before you give me an answer. You're dealing with my emotions here. My heart is in your hands."
"Let's confront the easiest obstacle first, Stammy. If you marry my mattress, where will I sleep?"
"Where what now?"
"Where will I sleep?"
"Did I just hear you right? You're sleeping with your mattress?!"
"In a manner of speaking, I guess."
"You … you … you VILE CUR! You DISGUSTING SCUMBAG!"
"But - "
"I'm calling the authorities."
Features
8-inch Gel Memory Foam Mattress:
- Build up: 2" Gel Memory Foam, 2" Comfort Foam, 4" Supportive Base Foam
- 8" Gel Memory Foam Mattress with Luxurious Woven Jacquard Cover
- Top fabric: 58% Polyester, 42% Rayon, Side fabric: 100% Polyester, Bottom fabric: 100% Polyester
- Features a 2" Top Layer of Open Cell Memory Foam with infused gel.
- Gel Memory Foam is the latest in sleep technology, is naturally cooling and adds comfortable support
- Fashionable cover is adds extra comfort for a more restful night's sleep
- Mattress can be used with existing box spring or platform bed
- Mattress disperses body weight, and reduces pressure points that can disrupt sleep
- Meets all flammability standards
- Meets all the requirements of the federally mandated regulations regulated by the Consumer Products Safety Commission, Part 16, CFR 1632 and 1633
- Foam Mattress made in the USA, Cover made in China
- Made in the USA & Imported
11-inch Trizone Memory Foam Mattress:
- Build up: 3" Open Cell Memory Foam, 3" Tri Zone comfort layer, 5" Supportive Base Foam
- Premium 11" All foam mattress with luxurious jacquard cover
- Outer Cover Fabric: 100% Polyester
- Mattress can be used with existing box spring or platform bed
- Mattress disperses body weight, and reduces pressure points that can disrupt sleep
- Open Cell Memory Foam increases air flow for a more comfortable sleep
- 3 zoned comfort layer provides proper support for the head, torso, and legs
- Cover is removable and washable
- Meets all flammability standards
- Meets all the requirements of the federally mandated regulations regulated by the Consumer Products Safety Commission, Part 16, CFR 1632 and 1633
- Foam Mattress made in the USA, Cover made in China
- Made in the USA & Imported
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes, and APO addresses is not available for this item
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
8-Inch Gel Memory Foam Mattress | |
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Twin: | 38" x 75 x 8" |
Full: | 54" x 75" x 8" |
Queen: | 60" x 80" x 8" |
King: | 76" x 80" x 8" |
Cal King: | 72" x 84" x 8" |
11-inch Trizone Memory Foam Mattress | |
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Queen: | 79.5" x 59" x 11" |
King: | 79.5" x 75" x 11" |
In the Box:
- (1) Sleep Comfort Memory Foam Mattress
Specs
8-Inch Gel Memory Foam Mattress | |
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Twin: | 38" x 75 x 8" |
Full: | 54" x 75" x 8" |
Queen: | 60" x 80" x 8" |
King: | 76" x 80" x 8" |
Cal King: | 72" x 84" x 8" |
11-inch Trizone Memory Foam Mattress | |
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Queen: | 79.5" x 59" x 11" |
King: | 79.5" x 75" x 11" |
In the Box:
- (1) Sleep Comfort Memory Foam Mattress
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