As Morphy’s Law clearly states, anything that CAN be chopped up or blended SHOULD be chopped up or blended.

Ooh, how you doin’, baby?
No, not you—You, the bowl-luggin’ one. Yeah…
What’s in there?
Dang, baby—that sounds tasty.

Here I go, here I go, gonna say it louder
Girls, what’s my weakness? CHOWDER
OK then; choppin’, mixin’, mixin’ my broth up
Add salt n’ pepper then whip to make it froth up
I swear, I love my Morphy Richards
This gadget’s got it goin’ on; it’s some impressive—unh
Mixer, mixer (Ooh!) Potage fixer
I’m not shy, I’ll whip up a bowl or six of
Miso? Yeah, or a lobster bisque
And in the time I save with Morphy’s whisk
I’m gettin’ to the bottom of a jumbo bowl of gumbo
Like I’m Columbo and this soup is my case
Then I’m movin’ straight into a bouillabaisse
Grabbed Morphy and we chilled for a bit
I’m kinda hot so it’s time for gazpacho
Cream of potato or tomato, wanna make a soup soup soup

Soup, soup-a-doop
Soup-a-doop
Soup-a-doop-a-doop-a-doop
Soup-a-doop
Soup-a-doop
Soup-a-doop-a-doop-a-doop

I wanna make a soup

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