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Keeping medicine from people who need it? That reminds us of something... 

"Hello sir, welcome to Allegory Pharmacy, how can I help you?" 

"Yes, I need to fill this prescription." 

"I see, and what is the prescription?" 

"Well, I have it right here. Ana … Anamexion looks like the name of it." 

"All right, and what is that?" 

"Well, I thought you might tell me." 

"…" 

"Hello?" 

"Hello sir, welcome to Allegory Pharmacy, how can I help you?"

"Um, yes, I just need to fill this prescription for Anamexion, which is a medicine for my blood pressure." 

"All right, you're all set, and here you go." 

"What's this?" 

"It's a medicine safe. Your pills are inside." 

"…Thank you? How do I get inside?" 

"With the key." 

"Where is the key." 

"I'm sorry, sir. I can't help you with that." 

"What, but you're supposed to help me get … wait, what is the name of this place?" 

"Allegory Pharmacy." 

"IIIIIIII get it." 

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Features

The Medicine Safe is an attractive, ergonomically-designed safe with steel-reinforced composite body construction engineered to keep prescriptions and over-the-counter medications organized and secure. Accommodating prescription bottles of up to 4 inches tall, the Medicine Safe keeps medicine secure with its patent pending locking mechanism that deploys two steel 'double throw' locking bolts. The Medicine Safe rests perfectly inside a standard medicine cabinet or can be securely mounted by using any combination of 6 prepositioned mounting points.

  • Unique patent pending locking mechanism with two 1/2-inch steel double throw locking bolts
  • Steel reinforced composite body construction
  • Includes 2 serialized barrel keys
  • Accommodates approximately 7 standard-size medicine bottles (avg size 1-3/8 inches x 3-7/8 inches)
  • Perfect for storing jewelry, passports and other valuables
  • Fits inside most standard-sized medicine cabinets or vanity drawers
  • Materials: Steel reinforced composite body

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and APO addresses is not available for this item

Warranty:  1 Year Innovative Product Concepts

Specs

Dimensions: L 13" x D 3.63" x H 5"

In the Box:

  • (1) MS-1 Medicine Safe White

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
6m 55.551s
First Sucker:
kenerg
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 6% second woot
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  • 53% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 1% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 12% one year old
  • 85% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 74% bought 1
  • 18% bought 2
  • 7% bought 3

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Medicine Safe - White
$29.99 Sold Out Home & Garden
$29.99 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.