Meta World Peace
"Surprise!"
"Oh my gosh, look at the apartment! What did you do?"
"I made a special dinner for our anniversary. You always say I can't cook, and I wanted to prove you wrong, so I made eggplant parm with our new Kuhn Rikon Cutting Board set."
"Honey, that's so sweet, but -- wait a minute."
"What?"
"Why did you say the full name of that cutting board? That was weird. And now that I think about it, this has been the kind of hackneyed couple-dialogue they write on Woot product descriptions. You know the kind -- it's not at all how people actually talk to each other, but some kind of idea about how people talk to each other, based on old sitcoms or something?"
"I think I know what you're talking about. But forget about all that: It's our special day!"
"RIGHT THERE! Nobody talks like that. Shhhhhh! Come close.
"What are you talking about? This is real life, and I made you eggplant parm with our Kuhn Rikon Cutting Board set!"
"I bet you didn't. I bet you cut up the eggplant-shaped cutting board, thinking it was a real eggplant, in an unbelievable-but-comical bit of buffoonery."
"Now that you mention it, it did come out a little rubbery…"
"I knew it! Quick, follow me. I know the way out."
"Where?"
"If I don't put any spaces between my words, our conversation will run off the page. NOWRUNDAMMITRUNLIKEYOURLIFEDEPENDSONITBECAUSEIFWEDON'TGETTHEHELLOUTOFHERE,WE'LLENDUPASRECURRINGCHARACTERSONTHISPINCHPENNYDEALADAYSITEAFATEWORSETHANDEATH."
Features
- Color-coordinated, veggie-themed cutting board and knife trio will be the perfect addition for your kitchen
- Knives are constructed of high carbon Japanese steel with a colorful nonstick coating, so nothing will stick to the blade
- Dishwasher-safe
- BPA-free
- Made in China
3-Piece Set Includes:
- (1) Veggie-Themed Cutting Board: - Perfect size for slicing tomatoes, chopping veggies, fruits, and more. It's big enough to work on but small enough to easily fit in most cabinets
- (1) 4" Paring Knife: A classic go to for all of your slicing and dicing needs
- (1) 4" Serrated Paring Knife: Make quick work of small slicing and spreading tasks, try it on softer fruits like tomatoes or kiwis
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
Specifications | |
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Eggplant Cutting Board: | L 8" x W 13" x H .25" |
Bell Pepper Cutting Board: | L 8.5" x W 11" x H .25" |
Tomato Cutting Board: | L 9.75" x W 9.5" x H .25" |
In the Box:
(1) Kuhn Rikon Cutting Board Set (choose style) includes:
- (1) Veggie-Themed Cutting Board
- (1) 4" Paring Knife
- (1) 4" Serrated Paring Knife
Specs
Specifications | |
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Eggplant Cutting Board: | L 8" x W 13" x H .25" |
Bell Pepper Cutting Board: | L 8.5" x W 11" x H .25" |
Tomato Cutting Board: | L 9.75" x W 9.5" x H .25" |
In the Box:
(1) Kuhn Rikon Cutting Board Set (choose style) includes:
- (1) Veggie-Themed Cutting Board
- (1) 4" Paring Knife
- (1) 4" Serrated Paring Knife
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 2m 26.227s
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