ANNOUNCER: Today on "Time Pot": Rex uncovers a portal to the Tunguska Event, where the dark mystery of the early 20th Century awaits. The adventure's at full boil with... "Time Pot"!
INTRO: TIME POT HQ ON THE MYSTERIOUS "SATELLITE B" LOCATED IN "HYPER-BETWEEN" WHICH IS THE SECRET DIMENSION FROM WHICH THE TIME POT'S POWERS ORIGINATE. PROFESSOR-CHEF RIKON HOLDS A 4TH BURNER POT AND STARES AT A SMALL VIEWSCREEN COVERED IN NUMBERS. ACROSS THE ROOM, THROUGH THE TIME POT HQ HOVERDOOR, A YOUNG BOY AND HIS DOG ENTERS. THE BOY IS NAMED REX. THE DOG IS NAMED JOHNATANH. PRONOUNCED LIKE IT'S SPELLED.
PROFESSOR-CHEF RIKON: Oh, the Tunguska Event. How I dream of unlocking your secrets.
REX: Professor-Chef, I was just going to steam some broccoli and I came to see if I could borrow the Time Pot because of the steamer basket insert and... Professor-Chef! Are you crying?
THE PROFESSOR-CHEF TURNS. HE HAS BEEN CRYING.
PROFESSOR-CHEF RIKON: No, no, Rex. I was just looking... dreaming... wondering. But I guess the truth isn't for fools like me. I guess I'll just go take a nap. The Time Pot's over there. Enjoy your broccoli.
THE PROFESSOR CHEF LEAVES. REX PATS JOHNATANH THOUGHTFULLY.
REX: Johnatanh, the Professor-Chef is like a father to me. I can't bear to see him so sad.
JOHNATANH: Woof!
REX: You're right, Johnatanh! We've got the answer right here! Because this Kuhn Rikon 4th Burner Pot might hold over 3 quarts of water while being designed to fit the smallest burners on the stove, but when combined with the technology here at Satellite B...
JOHNATANH: Woof! Woof!
REX CARRIES THE KUHN RIKON 4TH BURNER POT ACROSS THE ROOM AND FILLS IT WITH MAJESTO-WATER. THE LIGHTS FLASH AND A STRANGE WIND BLOWS ACROSS ALL OF SPACE. JOHNATANH HOWLS.
REX: ... the Kuhn Rikon 4th Burner Pot becomes... TIME POT!
THE KUHN RIKON 4TH BURNER POT BECOMES TIME POT.
TIME POT: Whoo! That sure was a fine eclair, Princess Dracula! Oh, sorry, Rex, I guess I was flashing back to our last adventure.
REX: That's okay, Time Pot, I know your non-stick interior makes it hard for you to form new memories.
TIME POT: What's the plan for today?
REX: Me and Johnatanh want to head back to the Tunguska Event and check things out! You know, for the professor?
TIME POT: Tunguska, eh? Well, say no more, Rex! Take hold of my silicone coated handle that stays cool to the touch, and we'll flyyyyyyyy!
TIME POT AND REX AND JOHNATANH FLY BACKWARDS THROUGH A SPIRAL THAT IS MOVING IN EVERY DIRECTION AT ONCE, INCLUDING UP.
TIME POT: Oh, no, Rex! I've hit temporal interference!
REX: Hang on, Johnatanh!
JOHNATANH: Arooo?
ANNOUNCER: You better listen, boy, because if you don't, you might be... lost in time! Can the Time Pot survive? Will Rex help the Professor-Chef unlock the mystery of Tunguska? Tune in next week, boys and girls, for the never-ending thrill-vulcade of... TIME POT!
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