An upgrade from couch surfing. Sort of. 

FROM: Ted Gahrlin [bimberdilly@geemail.com]
TO: Aster Lohr [gerizilybare@geemail.com]
SUBJECT: This weekend

Hey man,

I saw on Facebook that you'll be in town this weekend. I've got a Kelty Queen Size Sleep Eazy Air Bed if you need a place to stay.

-TG

FROM: Aster Lohr [gerizilybare@geemail.com]
TO: Ted Gahrlin [bimberdilly@geemail.com]
SUBJECT: re: This weekend

Hi Ted!

Thanks for the offer. That would actually be great -- I really appreciate it. You've been off the radar for so long, it'll be good to catch up and see what's new. I get it in at 8pm on Friday. What's your address?

FROM: Ted Gahrlin [bimberdilly@geemail.com]
TO: Aster Lohr [gerizilybare@geemail.com]
SUBJECT: re: This weekend

Sounds good. My address is 33560 Saw Mill Gulch. It's at the end of the road.

FROM: Aster Lohr [gerizilybare@geemail.com]
TO: Ted Gahrlin [bimberdilly@geemail.com]
SUBJECT: re: This weekend

Hey Ted. Writing this from my phone. I think I'm here, at least that's what my map says. I don't see anything except an air mattress on the side of the road. There doesn't seem to be a house here?

{Sent from my iPhone. Holla!}

FROM: Ted Gahrlin [bimberdilly@geemail.com]
TO: Aster Lohr [gerizilybare@geemail.com]
SUBJECT: re: This weekend

Yeah that's it. Sorry, I should have explained. I don't have a house or apartment for you to stay in, because I now survive on my wits and the fat of the land. The air mattress has a rechargeable pump, so you should be able to inflate it on the spot. I recommend building a fire encircling it to fend off the wild beasts that roam at night. I'll see you in the morning for breakfast. How are you with opossum?

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