Meet In The Middling

Put the "prize" in compromise.

The word "compromise" has a lot of negative connotations, but it's so important when making big decisions. For instance, for my wedding I wanted a laid-back, informal feel while my wife wanted a more hoity-toity affair. I wanted drinks to be served in mason jars, she wanted them served in crystal, and we compromised on these Jeff Foxworthy Redneck Wine Glasses. It has all the best features of both, and only some of the worst features!

Compromise is important not just in marital affairs but government. For instance, the country has recently been racking up the national debt. Democrats want to balance the budget by raising some taxes, and Republicans want to cut spending. As a compromise, the Senate decided to do neither. That's the beauty of compromise: Nobody gets what they really want.

Now, consider the current situation in the Middle East…

I'm sorry, I'm being told by the Woot editors to wrap things up right there. In closing: Use these mason jar glasses for all your canning/jarring needs! Or something. Who knows. Am I drinking pickle juice?

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Features

  • Jeff Foxworthy inspired Kountry Krystal Mason Jar glassware brings a whimsical theme to your table setting, backyard BBQ, pig roast, tailgating event, shotgun wedding, or any other fancy shindig
  • Great for kicking back on the porch and sippin' your favorite beverage in style
  • Perfect for impressing your redneck friends and neighbors
  • Classic Ball Mason Jar on a glassware stem
  • Measuring lines on sides of jar - originally for canning, now for pouring
  • Screw-on metal ring cap 
  • Hand wash only
  • Made in the USA

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Specs

Wine Glass
Holds 16 oz.
Height 9"

In the Box:

  • (1) Kountry Krystal Glassware 2-Piece Wine Glass Set

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Jeff Foxworthy Redneck Wine Glass 2-pk
$10.99 Sold Out Home & Garden > Kitchen & Dining
$10.99 USD false 1 Retail EA
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