To be used for computing, not exercising.

"… 99 … AHHH! 100."

Hey man, what's going on?

"Oh, you know. Just working out my quad-core."

With … with your computer?

"Yeah. It's the latest thing. The HP Quad-Core Desktop workout."

Huh. So … how do you do it?

"That's the best part. It's super easy. You just lift the tower above your head like this."

Uh huh.

"And then squat down like this."

Yeah.

"And then the AMD Trinity A10-5700 quad-core processor, 12GB DDR3 memory and 2TB SATA hard drive do the rest."

And uh … how's that going for ya?

"You know, to be honest, I'm not really seeing any results."

Do you think maybe that's because you just made that whole thing up just now?

"Psssh. What? No!"

And also maybe because you only did three reps but acted like you had done 100 to impress me?

"That is insulting and offensive. I'm offended."

You uh … you got a little something on your face there.

"What? Where?"

Right there on the corner of your lip. There, you got it.

"Thanks."

Was uh … was that whipped cream?

"Yeah."

Thought so.

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