HP: Highly Plastered!
Roger, it's happening! Woot's selling another HP desktop! Time to take another drink of your beer!
"Oh man, do I have to?"
What? C'mon! This is fun and hilarious!
"No, Chris. It's not. It was a funny idea, but we didn't think it through, so let's just drop it."
Oh yeah? What did we possibly not think through?
"The part about it being a deal-a-DAY website. Sure, Woot frequently sells HP Desktops - like this HP Pavilion Dual-Core Desktop with an AMD Fusion E-Series Dual-Core processor and 3GB of DDR3 memory - but think about it: even if they sold an HP every single day, that'd still only be one sip of beer each morning."
I don't see the problem.
"It's getting old, Chris! Literally! I started my beer last month. Now it tastes flat and stale! And we're not getting drunk."
Alright, I guess I'm starting to follow you.
"Good."
So, like two sips every time they sell an HP?
Features
- Get reliable performance from the AMD Fusion E-Series Dual-Core processor
- 3GB DDR3 memory – For multitasking power, expandable to 16GB
- 500GB SATA hard drive has plenty of space to store your digital albums, music library and rich media files
- Enhanced viewing with the integrated ATI Radeon HD graphics
- Supermulti DVD±RW drive – watch movies on your computer; read and write CDs and DVDs in multiple formats
- The front-panel 6-in-1 memory card reader makes it easy to transfer photos, music, and other files to and from your digital camera and other peripheral devices
- Windows® 7 Home Premium makes the things you do every day easier and with Office Starter 2010, experience new ways to deliver your best work! Buy Microsoft® Office 2010 to activate a full-featured Office suite preloaded on this PC
The Postal Service now forbids shipping lithium batteries, or any items containing them, outside the US. We need a stateside physical address within the 48 contiguous states to ship your order to. Sorry, APO/FPO customers.
Warranty: 90 Day HP
Authorized for SquareTrade Extended WarrantySpecs
| HP P2-1033W: | HP P2-1013W: | |
| Processor: | AMD Fusion E-300 (1.3GHz) | AMD Fusion E-450 (1.65GHz) |
| Processor Core: | Dual-Core | Dual-Core |
| Memory: | 3GB | 3GB |
| Max Memory: | 16GB | 16GB |
| Memory Slots: | 2 (occupied) | 2 (occupied) |
| Graphics: | ATI Radeon HD 6310 | ATI Radeon HD 6320 |
| Hard Drive: | 500GB SATA (7200rpm) | 500GB SATA (7200rpm) |
| Optical Drive: | SuperMulti DVD±RW | SuperMulti DVD±RW |
| Sound: | Realtek ALC662 | Realtek ALC662 |
| Network: | 10/100 Base-T | 10/100 Base-T |
| Front Panel: | |
|---|---|
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6-in-1 Multimedia Card Reader: (SD, MMC, MMC Plus, MS, MS-Pro, xD) (2) USB 2.0 (1) Headphone Jack (1) Microphone Jack |
| Rear Panel: | |
|---|---|
|
(4) USB 2.0 (1) DVI (1) VGA (1) RJ-45 LAN (1) DC Input Power (1) Audio: Line in (1) Audio: Line out (1) Audio: Microphone |
| Expansion Slots & Bays: | |
|---|---|
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(1) 5.25" Drive Bay (occupied) (1) 3.5" Drive Bay (occupied) |
| Operating System: | |
|---|---|
| Genuine Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium (64-bit) |
| Power Supply: | |
|---|---|
| 65W (100V-240V) |
| Dimensions: | |
|---|---|
| 14”(H) x 6.5”(W) x 15”(D) |
| Weight: | |
|---|---|
| 10.89 lbs |
In the box:
- HP Pavilion P2 Dual-Core Desktop PC (Choose Model)
- HP USB Keyboard
- HP USB Mouse
- AC Adapter
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 2m 13.119s
- First Sucker:
- nazcar23
- Last Wooter to Woot:
- techbuyertoo
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Quantity Breakdown
Percentage of Sales Per Hour
| 12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
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