One terabyte of hard drive space? Wow, that's a big chunk of space! Like, that could hold all my screenplays. Probably.

Now, I know what you're thinking: "One terabyte is a lot of space; it can DEFINITELY fit all the screenplays you've ever written." Well, that's a fair assumption, but I don't think you know my output. I generally write 16 screenplays each day, 24 on Saturdays and Sundays.

Sure, when you write that many, they're not all gems. You'll get a good one every now and then - like "The Journey," about one man's journey hitchhiking across the country and learning a little bit about himself, or "Trending" which is about a celebrity who fakes his own death on Twitter so that he can start a new life as a lumberjack.

But a lot of times, you just gotta write whatever comes to mind. Like "Let's Talk About This Towel On The Kitchen Counter For 120 Minutes," which is about a husband and wife talking about a towel on the kitchen counter and also about the collapse of their marriage (but mostly about the towel). Or "The Screenwriter, Writing," which is about a guy writing movie about one man's journey hitchhiking across the country and learning a little bit about himself. Or "Here Are Four People In A Park Saying Words They Know For A Couple Hours." That one's plot is pretty self explanatory.

But anyway, this HP should do me just fine! In fact, just thinking about buying it gave me ideas for three more screenplays: "The Online Purchase," "The File Transfer," and "Selling An Old Computer On Craigslist." I better get to work! Brace yourself, Hollywood!

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