Epistles
Dearest Chair,
It has been nearly a month since I have seen thine sweet visage. I miss you. I miss spreading my dander and fur across your beautiful cushions and staining your pillows with my foul smelling slobber. But alas, such is life and such is love.
In your place is the Heated Pet Furniture Thermo Cover. I must say, it is very comfortable, what with its beautifully baffled microsuede and internal warmer.
Still, I long for your familiar scent. Which is my scent. Because I'm very smelly and lay all over you.
Lovingly,
The Dog
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Dog,
I'm seriously right down here under the cover. C'mon bro. Get with it.
-Chair
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Dearest Chair,
My sincerest apology. But then again, I am an animal that looks at my butt confusedly after flatulating. Did you really expect me to understand how a seat cover works?
Lovingly,
The Dog
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Dog,
Fair enough.
-Chair
Features
- Protect your furniture with these beautifully baffled microsuede heated covers
- Pets will love to sleep on this cozy cover
- Fabric is made from 100% polyester so it can be easily machine washed
- Warmer can be placed inside the furniture cover pocket and is easy to use
- Heater features a thermostat for added comfort
- Each size receives 1 heater
- Heater can be placed in the various pockets of the loveseat or couch covers
- Heater is removable for all year round use
- Chair has 1 heater pocket, loveseat has 2 heater pockets, couch has 3 heater pockets
- Indoor use only
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and APO addresses is not available for this item
Warranty: 1 Year K&H
Specs
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Wattage: | 13 Watts |
Chair: |
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Loveseat: |
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Sofa: |
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Heater: | 11" x 23.5" |
In the Box:
- (1) K&H Heated Pet Furniture Thermo Covers (select size)
Specs
Specifications | |
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Wattage: | 13 Watts |
Chair: |
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Loveseat: |
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Sofa: |
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Heater: | 11" x 23.5" |
In the Box:
- (1) K&H Heated Pet Furniture Thermo Covers (select size)
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