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Yes, but will it play "Get Clucky"? 

It's great that this music player has 4GB of storage and supports MP3, WMA, WMV, AVI, AMV, and MP4 files, but it might be overkill. There's only one song you're ever going to listen to (a chicken cover of the latest Daft Punk single) so all that extra space and functionality is going to waste.

Remember the days before "Get Clucky"? People would walk around with literally thousands of songs in their pockets and would actually listen to all of them! Now that we have the One True Song, all that selection seems pretty silly.

It will be a shame around Christmastime -- we used to really love those songs. But why listen to "Jingle Bells" or "Good King Wenceslas" when you've got "Get Clucky"? It just doesn't make sense.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be over here listening to this song on repeat and slowly going bonkers.

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Features

  • 2.8" full color touchscreen to view videos and photos
  • 4GB internal memory, expandable with SD slot (Up to 8GB)
  • Plays Music, Video and Photo slideshows
  • Supports MP3, WMA, WMV, AVI, AMV, MP4, JPG, TIFF and BMP picture files
  • Record voice notes and voice recordings
  • Display TXT files and documents
  • Features Calendar, Clock, Voice Recorder, 7 Equalizer Modes and Ebook Text Reader
  • Built-in lithium rechargeable battery for up to 4 hours of continuous music playback

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 90 Day Global

Specs

Specifications:
Display: 2.8" Full Color Touchscreen
Memory: Internal: 4GB
External: Full-Size SD Slot (Up to 8GB)
Frequency Response: 20Hz - 20kHz
Distortion: <0.1%
SNR: >85 dB
Signal Separation: > 85 dB
Support Compression Rate: 32 - 320kbps
Audio Standard Output: App 5mW+5mW (32 ohms)
Music Format: MP3, WMA
Photo Format: JPEG, BMP, TIFF
Video Format: WMV, AVI, AMV, MP4
eBook Format: TXT
Voice Recording Format: WAV
Connections: miniUSB
3.5mm
Battery: 400mA Lithium
Battery Life (continuous play): Video: Up to 2.5 hours
Music: Up to 4 hours
Dimensions: 2.15"(W) x 3.6"(H) x 0.5"(D)
Weight: 2.4 oz

 

In the box:

  • Global 353941 4GB MP4 Player with 2.8" Touchscreen
  • USB Cable
  • Earbuds
  • Driver CD

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Global 4GB MP4 Player w/2.8" Touchscreen
$14.99 Sold Out Electronics
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