Quasi-Dimensional

Is it two inches...deep? 

It's pretty important, when describing a product's size, to specify which dimension you're talking about. For instance, this is a "two-inch" hair straightener. Perhaps those used to purchasing hair straighteners are used to this specification, as an experienced cyclist would immediately know that a 26" wheel referred to the diameter. However, to us outsiders, a two-inch hair straightener sounds awfully small.

Sure, the iron uses infrared heat to protect your hair with ions, but how much does that matter if it can only handle a few strands at a time? Or what if the two-inch measurement refers to the radius of the handle? Then this is a GIGANTIC hair straightener, fit only for giants.

Perhaps this measurement is in one of the tiny, wrapped-up dimensions predicted by string theory. If so, then this hair straightener is one of the largest objects in the galaxy, and the hair it could straighten would be longer than the distance across the known universe.

Oh, it's two inches wide. Says so right here. Well, this was a big old waste of everybody's time.

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Features

  • Rounded barrel creates waves, curls, and silky sexy straight styles
  • Infrared heat protects your hair with negative ions, sealing in its natural oils and moisture
  • Floating plate technology ensures smoothness and flexibility
  • Wide 2" plates great for long or thick hair
  • Advanced control circuitry maintains optimum temperature while styling
  • Built-in microprocessor for fast heat conduction
  • Thermal fuse safety feature prevents the iron from overheating
  • 9-foot swivel cord prevents tangling

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty:  90 Day Woot

Specs

Specifications
  • Cord Length: 9 Foot
  • Plate Material: Ceramic
  • Plate Size: 2 Inch
  • Voltage: 120 V
  • Cord: Swivel Cord
     

In the box:

  • GHD 46638 2" Professional Hair Iron

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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GHD 2 inch Professional Iron
$69.99 Sold Out Health & Beauty
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