Remote-Controlled Sensuality

"Hey pretty lady. What do you say we take this into the walk-in closet and start making out?" 

"Well…I suppose…that would be just fine." 

"Mmmmmhmmm. You know it would. Let me set the mood." 

"Oh! How did you do that?" 

"Ain't no thing, just used the remote control on my Adesso Floor Lamp." 

"You left the remote control in your walk in closet?" 

"I did." 

"How did you know you were going to need it in here?" 

"Because this is where I take all my special guests. Now kiss me on my full and tender lips." 

"You knew you were going to have someone over tonight, and you knew you were going to make out with them in your walk-in closet, so you specifically placed the remote control there?" 

"All this talking…" 

"I'm not sure I can do this." 

"Awwwwww shucks. And here I thought this remote control lamp was going to finally help with my crushing loneliness." 

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Features

  • Illuminate any room with this gorgeous floor lamp
  • Remote control allows you to control the lamp from across the room
  • Brushed silver finish
  • Glass shade
  • 77" tall
  • Assembly required
  • Requires 1 (150-Watt) bulb, or 1 (42-Watt) CFL blub (not included)

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Specs

Specifications
Dimensions: 12" Dia x 77" H
Remote Control Dimensions: 1.5" L x 3.25" D x .25" H
Remote Control Power Source: 1, CR 2025 3V Lithium Battery (included)
Wattage: 120V, 60Hz
Plug Prongs: 2

In the Box:

  • (1) Floor Lamp 3321-22 with Remote Control

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
3m 13.112s
First Sucker:
konda
Last Wooter to Woot:
viokand

Purchaser Experience

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  • 3% second woot
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  • 22% < 25 woots
  • 45% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 3% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 85% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 80% bought 1
  • 16% bought 2
  • 4% bought 3

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Floor Lamp with Remote Control
$34.99 Sold Out Home & Garden
$34.99 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.